still have writer’s block. i

still have writer’s block. i think. bill suggested that “undies, poo, and sex” are always interesting subjects to write about, which is true except harold has already written something about undies, my pooing sessions have been uneventful (nice solid turds, nothing out of the ordinary), and sex is something i hardly know about except for the random tales i overhear from people who think i’m asleep. so i guess i’m up shit creek for a while. but…

i did learn something new today. it turns out that the bananas we eat are hybrids and also sterile. and that bananas are expected to go extinct unless we use some of that fancy genetic engineering. it’s ironic to think that the most phallic fruit (hah! fruit!) is asexual and sterile. sorta like my love life.

and now for something totally random. porn star asia carrera dressed up as winnie the pooh.