thank you mtv for warping the minds of teenagers everywhere!
bill sent me a good pic but i don’t think it’s ready for primetime just yet.
i’d really like to work at this office. har. har. har. wow. that was pathetic.
cal beats no. 3 usc in triple overtime.
i win $3 in poker.
i moved my bed so that it faces the door now. supposedly, this is really really bad feng shui wise.
yes, i’m going to blatantly copy bill in naming these monday entries.
dear mr. bike,
there was a party last night.
it was far away.
people were supposed to wear hats.
i wore my robot hat. jon turned into a cow.
but no one else was wearing hats. so i said fuck you!
people were drinking out of humongous dixie cups. HUGE.
some people got their game on. i did not.
all while sitting down.
there were 5 people in the backseat. i hoped to god that we wouldn’t pull up to some cops. i’m glad aaron was daredevil.
instead, someone just vomited. but it was alright, it didn’t get on the seat.
we crashed while watching family guy.
i really want to try carne asada fries.
a new low (or high) in my life.