i wish i had

July 31, 2002

i wish i had monkey.


what’s that one asian hairstyle

July 31, 2002

what’s that one asian hairstyle where the bangs are grown out really long but everything underneath is shaved? some unknown force inside of me wants to kick every guy’s ass who has that hairstyle.


why haven’t i updated? cause

July 30, 2002

why haven’t i updated? cause it’s been boring. i don’t go out to because i’m poor. so i stay inside. not much happens inside except for tv and the internet. whoo. tomorrow is harold’s birthday. so if you see him, kick him in the nuts for me. not much else i can say right now except i learned a new word…”veridical.” it means genuine.

here’s some AIM banter that’s only funny to me:
O Kay Prime (07:08:53 PM): bastard ass fuck faces
fireloong (07:09:14 PM): bastard ass jello eating lemon wedge in my brain faces
fireloong (07:09:44 PM): OOH
fireloong (07:09:46 PM): the women of iceland
O Kay Prime (07:09:52 PM): where where?

miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:08 AM): asian dudes dont all have small penises
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:11 AM): ther eare exceptions
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:17 AM): whots considered small actually
Fireloong (01:40:20 AM): THANKS
Fireloong (01:40:24 AM): exceptions…eesh
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:26 AM): is 7 in ?
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:29 AM): small
Fireloong (01:40:31 AM): fuck

FootPrintX (12:48:56 PM): i like the word “effluvia”
fireloong (12:49:01 PM): what does it mean?
FootPrintX (12:49:21 PM): an invisible emanation, a by-product in the form of waste.
FootPrintX (12:49:28 PM): the leftovers.
fireloong (12:49:55 PM): what a pretty synonym for crap


i had one of those

July 28, 2002

i had one of those ack! moments today. david said i became The Flash. damn straight i become The Flash when something like that happens. why is chinatown always so crowded? damn. and i’d like to reiterate how damn cool batman is. yes.


goldmember is damn funny. not

July 27, 2002

goldmember is damn funny. not as good as the first two but it’s still a lot better than a lot of movies out there. i haven’t laughed that hard in a while. it’s all about a threesome with japanese twins. mmmm….japanese twins.

“it’s like a kickstand!”

“my neck looks like a vagina!”


why does the future have

July 26, 2002

why does the future have to feel so…CLOSE?


things that have been going

July 25, 2002

things that have been going on:
1) i’m starting to remember my dreams now. well, it’s more like i’m starting to wake up with a vague feeling that i dreamt. i used to wake up and feel as if i had entered darkness and then woken up. i think this is a by product of me making a conscious effort to join humanity again.
2) my AIM conversations are getting weirder and weirder. here’s a sample:

fireloong (01:38:48 AM): clit = hamster?
FootPrintX (01:39:20 AM): whoa, weird hamster nexus in my AIM conversations.
fireloong (01:39:25 AM): ?
FootPrintX (01:39:27 AM): i said “clit = hamster”
FootPrintX (01:39:36 AM): in that it moves around and is hard to find.
FootPrintX (01:39:47 AM): and then Lisa said, “Ed got a hamster”
fireloong (01:40:01 AM):
FootPrintX (01:40:03 AM): and then Cindy said “brb – gonna go brush my teeth” but two out of three is still pretty good.

odd eh?
3) is there an AIM Anonymous? no, really.
4) i need to talk to more people. especially cute girls. my social life is dwindling. i fear that if i don’t use my mouth more often, it’ll close up from lack of use.
5) next volume of DK2 comes out on the 31st. yay.
6) oh shit. it was my mom’s birthday yesterday and i forgot to call. DUMBASS.
7) need to readjust my sleeping habits so i don’t fall asleep in cogsci lecture. anyone have tips?
8) i am BATMAN.