i wish i had

July 31, 2002

i wish i had monkey.

what’s that one asian hairstyle

July 31, 2002

what’s that one asian hairstyle where the bangs are grown out really long but everything underneath is shaved? some unknown force inside of me wants to kick every guy’s ass who has that hairstyle.

why haven’t i updated? cause

July 30, 2002

why haven’t i updated? cause it’s been boring. i don’t go out to because i’m poor. so i stay inside. not much happens inside except for tv and the internet. whoo. tomorrow is harold’s birthday. so if you see him, kick him in the nuts for me. not much else i can say right now except i learned a new word…”veridical.” it means genuine.

here’s some AIM banter that’s only funny to me:
O Kay Prime (07:08:53 PM): bastard ass fuck faces
fireloong (07:09:14 PM): bastard ass jello eating lemon wedge in my brain faces
fireloong (07:09:44 PM): OOH
fireloong (07:09:46 PM): the women of iceland
O Kay Prime (07:09:52 PM): where where?

miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:08 AM): asian dudes dont all have small penises
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:11 AM): ther eare exceptions
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:17 AM): whots considered small actually
Fireloong (01:40:20 AM): THANKS
Fireloong (01:40:24 AM): exceptions…eesh
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:26 AM): is 7 in ?
miStReSS maHn 3 (01:40:29 AM): small
Fireloong (01:40:31 AM): fuck

FootPrintX (12:48:56 PM): i like the word “effluvia”
fireloong (12:49:01 PM): what does it mean?
FootPrintX (12:49:21 PM): an invisible emanation, a by-product in the form of waste.
FootPrintX (12:49:28 PM): the leftovers.
fireloong (12:49:55 PM): what a pretty synonym for crap

i had one of those

July 28, 2002

i had one of those ack! moments today. david said i became The Flash. damn straight i become The Flash when something like that happens. why is chinatown always so crowded? damn. and i’d like to reiterate how damn cool batman is. yes.

goldmember is damn funny. not

July 27, 2002

goldmember is damn funny. not as good as the first two but it’s still a lot better than a lot of movies out there. i haven’t laughed that hard in a while. it’s all about a threesome with japanese twins. mmmm….japanese twins.

“it’s like a kickstand!”

“my neck looks like a vagina!”