goodbye mr. rogers. you will be missed.
molly sims is spicy. ok, that was bad. but she does give me that burning sensation. or do i have some STD? either way, enjoy your fruit.
everyone, give a big round of applause for doug! on the night of the 22nd, in an alley behind a porn shop,
DOUG GOT LAID.
some of you might be thinking “um, isn’t that a private issue?” well, since he did make a comment about in a previous post, i figure i might as well get it out in the open. hooray for boobies! buy him a beer the next time you see him!
or just make fun of him for announcing the loss of his virginity on the blog of a guy who posts fruit porn.
i think someone at CrushLink enjoys screwing with me.
Your crush thinks you’re a total hottie.
Who has the hots for you? Click Here
(clicks on link)
You are currently not on anyone’s CrushList! It’s possible that the person who added you to their CrushList has removed you, or that we sent you an email in error.
well, that didn’t last too long.
time to fight the good fight…
from now on, i will write only happy blog entries. let’s see how long i can keep this up.