why my mom is a rock star

the light switch in my bathroom is messed up.

so i have to hold it down while i pee.

then i thought about the jeans i was wearing.

they’re 501 levis from the outlet.

my mom helped me pick them out.

i told her “i don’t like the buttons, they’re too much of a pain.”

she said “the buttons are good. sometimes they break. sometimes your thing can get stuck in it too and that’s no good.”

so i bought them.

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One Response to why my mom is a rock star

  1. Yum says:

    If you never wear underwear, you will be happy you have button up jeans. A zipped up scrotum is harsh.

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