the light switch in my bathroom is messed up.
so i have to hold it down while i pee.
then i thought about the jeans i was wearing.
they’re 501 levis from the outlet.
my mom helped me pick them out.
i told her “i don’t like the buttons, they’re too much of a pain.”
she said “the buttons are good. sometimes they break. sometimes your thing can get stuck in it too and that’s no good.”
so i bought them.