that’s not a very flattering picture of you, paris.
so a sample of your sex video is out on the internet. which means the full thing will be out very very soon.
do i feel sorry for you? well, not really. actually, HELL NO.
because you’re young, rich, beautiful, and didn’t have to do a damn thing to attain any of those things. you won out in the punnett square of looks and will have a huge ass inheritance to boot. for us simpletons who have to do some work in life, them’s fightin’ words.
paris, paris, paris….
i don’t feel sorry for you because you broke my golden rule in life. which is…
NEVER EVER VIDEOTAPE YOURSELF DOING THE NASTY. EVER.
why? because that shit always gets out. a video that has a softball game stays put but a homemade sex tape somehow wants to be free. it has a life of its own. and whoever’s on that tape will be FUCKED in the end. heh.
i guess this proves that there is a god.