Snapple “Real Fact” #34: If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
“like Michael Jackson…”
“like my penis…”
“like myself because i live in the sewers with rats and only go to the surface to kidnap a hot babe whose boyfriend turns out to be a superhero…”
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like my penis? did you just say “like my penis”? well thats great, just great. i’m sure we all needed to read that.
as if we need to read your comments…
of course you need to read my comments! they’re commentastic!
commentastic? have you no shame